Saturday, 29 January 2011

Truly A Wet Dream

It's true. I would buy a Calvin & Hobbes book with Pearls strips. Kinda like a wet dream, no? ;)

Friday, 28 January 2011

Cause It Goes On And On And On

I had some of the most amazing company with whom I celebrate my birthday! Gorgeous girls and boys turned up in throngs and we rocked the dancefloor of Filter like no other!

Joseph kicked the party off with red pants on! You’ve got some balls, Joboy!

And you getting to see Joseph in action, it’s all thanks to Joel, the sweetheart who documented everything down! For once, I appreciated the iPhone!

While Joel and I were draining the iPhone battery; Yvonne, Joey and Edmund helped me play host and made sure everyone had a glass in their hands and lips to the glass all the time! Kisses, guys!

Speaking of kisses, Chewy terrorised Qiaohui with attempts to drown the latter in kisses when the former got a tad tipsy! However, Qiaohui was only interested in the delicious cupcakes Chewy had specially ordered for me! All bees and honey and everything for me, me, me! Woohoo~

Since it’s a me-me-me! day, Chanel, along with other Lenovo kids (namely Meijuan, Simeon and Aaron), turned up for the party even though she had a 2am work deadline!

She’s not the only one who is a busy bee. Weihao ended work at 10pm, rushed home to get changed into his party gear and arrived at the club fashionably late! Nicely done, Weihao!

Speaking of rushing, Shaoxiang and Meiying also rushed to arrive at the club before 11am! These people know where the good party was at!

Just when the party was about to die down, newlyweds Jess and Vernon, turned up and kept the party going into the wee hours of the morning after the rest abandoned ship!

There is one particular guest who deserved a special mention for being onboard with everything. Polish loverboy flew 7520.63 miles for my birthday party. If that's not love, I don't know what is.

You can tell how overjoyed I am by the constant smile on my face (and the multiple '!')! My jaw was aching from smiling too much and my feet were aching from dancing too much at the end of the night. Then again, who remembered anything at the end of the night. ;)

My credit card was piping hot from all the swiping but it was all worth it. One hell of a delightfully expensive party which I'm absolutely sure starts every one's January on the best note ever*!

Oh, what a night cause it goes on and on and on!

Tell me I ain't your favourite birthday girl! ;)

*Now, have anyone got a plastic spoon for me to rob Bear Stearns? 

(I, I, I, I, I, I, I)
I came to dance, dance, dance, dance
I hit the floor
'Cause that's my, plans, plans, plans, plans
I'm wearing all my favorite
Brands, brands, brands, brands
Give me space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands

(Yeah, yeah)

Cause it goes on and on and on
And it goes on and on and on, yeah

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
Gotta let go
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO
Baby, let's go

'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite
Cause I told you once
Now I've told you twice
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

I came to move, move, move, move
Get out the way me and my crew, crew, crew, crew
I'm in the club so I'm gonna do, do, do, do
Just what the fuck came here to do, do, do, do

Yeah, yeah

Cause it goes on and on and on
And it goes on and on and on, yeah

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
Gotta let go
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO
Baby, let's go

'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite
Cause I told you once
Now I've told you twice
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

I'm gonna take it all, like
I'm gonna be the last one standing
Higher overall, like
I'm gonna be the last one landing
'Cause I, I, Believe it
And I, I, I
I just want it all
I Just want it all
I'm gonna put my hands in the air
Ha-hands in the air
Put your hands in the air

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
Gotta let go
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO
Baby, let's go

'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite
Cause I told you once
Now I've told you twice
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

Another Year, Another Penguin Dream

Happy Birthday to Me!
Happy Birthday to Me!
Happy Birthday to Wynnii!
Happy Birthday to Me!

I can die from happiness if I get this birthday cake, I tell you.

A night of drinking and dancing awaits at Filter! Woohoo~

Monday, 24 January 2011

Can You Tell Me A Story?

Wii: Baby, do you know who the Persians are?
Baby: Yes.
Wii: Can you tell me the history of the Persians?

And I was well educated for the next 20-min. 

Sunday, 23 January 2011

Birthday Mood

Courtesy of

Birthdays have inspired some of the funniest birthday jokes, quotes and sayings. So, sit back and get ready to read some of the funniest birthday jokes around.

Q: What do you give 900-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
Here's another one of those great birthday jokes:

When I was a child my family was so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.

It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. "Oh, I don't know", she said. "Just give me something with diamonds". That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

If there are 23 people in a room, there's a 50% chance that two of them will share a birthday (it's been proven mathematically).

What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.
Here's another one of those great birthday jokes:

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then the were off to a movie theater where they ate popcorn and sweets and drank Cola. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"

Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!

Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!

Q. What party game do rabbits like to play?
A. Musical Hares!

Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. Thanks. I'll never part with it!

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

It's not about age, it's about attitude.
Here's another one of those great birthday jokes:

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!

You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - John Mason

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.
Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you?
Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.

When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!
Here are some more great birthday jokes:

Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!

What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates!

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."
Here are some more great birthday jokes:

Where would you learn to make ice cream?
At sundae school.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

What is the left side of a birthday cake?
The side that's not eaten.

Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A. No, they both burn shorter!

Q. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
A. Because it was feeling crumby!

Q. What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A. Angel food cake!

What did one candle say to the other?
"Don't birthdays burn you up?"

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!

Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake?
The candles melted in the oven.

Sunday, 16 January 2011

Man U Leads The Game

The economy has recovered, we have built new cabinet, it's time to regain the freaking trophy! :)

Thursday, 13 January 2011

We Belong Together

I met Stalker dear for the first time in the new year and I'm happy! Weihao, Stalker dear and I had a not so fantastic dinner at Freshness Burger but we had fantasic company!

And I'm not talking about Weihao. ;)

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

Pay Up, Miss Lu

IRAS just sent a letter to make me pay more income tax for year 2010! Aargh!

I seriously need a sugar daddy now. Anyone?

Monday, 3 January 2011

Taking Over The World In A Different Way

Friend: Where are you working now?
Me: Polycom.
Friend: Polycom? What does the company do?
Me: Okay, the easiest way for me to explain this is as follow. You know when you watch action movies and there is always a villain in front of a big tv screen sharing his latest evil scheme to take over the world with his evil counterparts who are located all over the world?
Friend: So your company has a villain who wants to take over the world?
Me: No, no! My company deals with unified communications. It provides solutions for the software and hardware requirement for the villains to be able to communicate in high-definition at real-time across multiple geographies.
Friend: OH!

Then again, I'm sure my company has dreams to take over the world. Just in a different way. *wink*