Overheard over a Indian lunch of yellow rice, spicy chicken, some suspicious-looking unspicy mutton and really spicy prawns...
Ben: It's difficult to explain to you because you don't have testicles.
Wii: I don't have testicles but I have balls. *wink*
PS: Nope, the food had nothing to do with the conversation but I thought I'd make the conversion a little spicier. Haha.