Monday, 29 September 2008

Mourn

*sniff* A dolphin died today. *sob*

World's Night Grand Prix Second Fastest

Okay, so I have a couple of idiots whom kept reminding me that Nico is not world's second fastest.

Fine fine, I stand corrected.

I shall now say (while sounding every bit like a groupie) that I am acquainted with the world's night grand prix second fastest driver!

Which idiot dare say anything now?

Sunday, 28 September 2008

World's Second Fastest

Nico Rosberg came in second place!!! Now, I can say I am acquainted with the world's second fastest driver! Wooyeah~ *smirk*

Manual or Auto

When Chewy started to take driving lessons, she chose to take manual car driving lessons, which of course, baffled me.

Me: Nobody drives manual car anymore. Is Pamela taking auto or manual lessons?
Chewy: Auto, of course.
Me: Well, at least, you have one career option more than her. You can be a cabbie in the future.
Chewy: I can be an F1 driver k.

Yesterday, at the F1 race....

Me: There! That's Nico Rosberg in his car! That's Lenovo's car!
Chewy: How did Nico Rosberg get into F1 racing?
Me: I have the answer for that. He got his manual driving license first.

Seems like Chewy made the smart choice this time...

Will You Marry Me?

I've got a marriage proposal!



Bet you're itching to find out who it's from eh.

Saturday, 27 September 2008

So Excited!

Woohoo! Today is the day of the F1 race! Well, the F1 race I'll be attending. It's going to be soooooo much fun! Time to get ready for the party~

I Should Be So UNLucky

Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town!

On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov!

I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo!

I should be so unlucky!

J, we have to move our travel dates!

Friday, 26 September 2008

Oh Wait

Jaslynn: I don't think the base coat they used was very good. My nails turned yellow after I removed the nail polish.

Me: Look! My nails turned black too! Ahhhh~~

*Three seconds later*

Me: Oh wait, that's my nail polish colour.

Thursday, 25 September 2008

Perfect Label

After watching Vicky Christina Barcelona, I know who I am. No, rather, I know what I am.

I have the perfect label for myself. No, rather, the perfect label for my disease.

I have chronic shoelessness. This explains my constant need to buy shoes.

I can't help it, doc.

I'm sure Penelope would agree.

Shoe Credits

I threw out 20 pairs of shoes. I didn't even know I had that many to being with. *hey! who's sniggering?*



Now, I walk barefooted. I am shoeless. I need shoes!

Wait a second, I got four new pairs already. But still, 20 and four doesn't seem to equate nicely. This means I have 16 pairs of shoe credits. Yeah!

*Disclaimer: The ugly pair of crocs is Chewy's. I won't be catch dead in a pair of that!

Wednesday, 24 September 2008

F1 #1 F1 #1

Today, I came in third in the XBox Project Gotham Racing in my office. The prize? A pair of F1 tickets! Guess who's hanging with the in crowd on Saturday?

Oh, have I mentioned that I got my picture taken with Nico Rosberg too?

Also, have I mentioned that I got his autograph on a T-shirt?

Hold on, there's more. Have I mentioned that I got an autographed photo of him as well?

Today is a happy day! Woohoo~~

*cartwheels and beams after falling*



I believe I mentioned I came in third for a car racing game, have I not? If I haven't, yep, I did.

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

Monday, 22 September 2008

I Can Breath


It's been more than a month since my nose job. Yes, I like to call it my
nose job now. Sounds so chi chi, really.
No more blocked nose. No more scrambling for tissue paper. No more
"Did I snore?"
 
I can croak out loud now.

I can see breathe clearly now, the rain mucus is gone,
I can see breathe all obstacles the nice smells in my way
Gone are the dark clouds booger that had me blind sneeze
It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.

Woohoo~

Sunday, 21 September 2008

Make Macaron

I have decided to pick up baking. And being crazy, I dived in deep. I signed up for a macaron baking class. Macaron is one of the hardest things to bake in this world. Just ask Pierre Herme. I can just imagine him saying, "Ah macaron. One of my favourite things in the world. Only fools attempt to start their baking interest with this". In his thick French accent.

"Bring it on," I say. In my thick Singaporean accent.

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Magic Word

Me: Hello. Where are you?
Qiaojing: At home.
Me: What are you doing? It's really redundant I asked that eh. Anyway, we are going out for supper. That's the magic word. Supper. Ding ding.
Qiaojing: No, the other magic word.
Me: We're going for prata. Ding ding. Prata, magic word.
Qiaojing: Haha. Yes, that's the magic word.

Qiaojing was out of the house in 15min.

Wisdom Tooth = Ungained Stupidity

On the bus
Weihao was talking about something irrelevant.
Weihao: I'm going to extract my wisdom tooth next month.
Me: No, Weihao! Don't do that! Are you sure you want to do that?
Weihao: Why? Because I am at the lowest level of stupidity already?
Me: No, you are not. You still have three of your wisdom teeth left. There are people with only two. You're slightly better than them. Also, don't get the wrong idea. Wisdom teeth doesn't make you smart. It only makes you less stupid than the rest who have less.


On the bus still

Weihao was talking about something irrelevant. Again.
Weihao: What I don't do doesn't mean others can't.
Me: So you're telling me you condone murders and rapes? Since they do what you don't.
Weihao: What about date rapes? Do you think the guys should be punished? If the girl goes out with a guy she barely knew and he spikes her drink and rapes her, does it mean the girl is stupid?
Me: No, the girl is not stupid for going out with the guy. The girl is stupid for taking out her wisdom tooth cos that makes her do stupid things, like going out with a guy she barely knew.


At prata place
Qiaojing and I were talking about something irrelevant. As usual, again.
Me: Weihao is going to become stupider next month cos he's going to extract his wisdom tooth.
Qiaojing: I'm going to do that too! Does it hurt? Will extracting my wisdom tooth hurt?
Me: Yes! It'll hurt real bad. Given that I've had my fair share of jabs and surgeries, if I say it hurts, it must hurt. Don't extract your wisdom tooth. Also, you won't be able to eat!
Qiaojing: So I am going to eat all I can before the surgery! *Qiaojing's infamous logic*


In the car
Qiaojing and I were talking about something irrelevant. Yet, as usual, again.
Me: Do you think the doc will ask you to sign the indemnity form? Cos there is a 1% chance you might go blind from the surgery.
Qiaojing: Does it mean I cannot sue them if I go blind?
Me: Yep, you cannot sue the docs in public hospitals.
Qiaojing: Does it mean I can sue the private doc?
Me: Not necessarily. Just make sure you must remember to ask if you're the 100th patient at the doc. If you are, ask for another appointment.
*silence in the car followed by a wave of cold wind*


In the car still
Qiaojing and Weihao were talking about something irrelevant. Another time, yet, as usual, again.
Qiaojing: I have four wisdom teeth and you have only three, Weihao. So I am correct.
Me: You guys get the idea now eh. *laughs my head off*


Now, everyone knows how conversation-worthy wisdom teeth can be.

Rule of thumb: Wisdom tooth is like un-gained stupidity. really. The lesser you have, the more stupid you are.

Monday, 15 September 2008

Weekend Food

Weekend is over. Weekend food is gobbled. This is what you'll find in me tummy if you looked through a scope.

Sunday, 14 September 2008

Wall Eva

I caught the movie, Wall E, with Jac at The Cathay on Friday. Cute show. That's true love eh.

And I want to live on the space boat and be glued to the tv day in day out!!! Somebody send me out to space!!!

Saturday, 13 September 2008

Monday, 8 September 2008

Ying's Party

Let the third pic be a warning to those who want to attempt to steal my drink! Don't even think about it!


Piece of Him

My cute doc is on the newspaper!! My cute doc is on the newspaper!! My cute doc is on the newspaper!! Everyone wants a piece of him.


It'll be funny to watch him sing to this song.
I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon' put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me...

I’m Miss bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can’t see the harm
In working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I’m still an exceptional earner
And you want a piece of me

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?’
Tryin’ and pissin’ me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who’s flippin’ me off
Hopin’ I’ll resort to some havoc
End up settlin’ in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. ‘Most likely to get on the TV for slippin' on the streets’
When getting the groceries, now for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in the industry
I mean please, do you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon' put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece, piece of me...

You want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin

You want a piece of me
Piece of me, me, me...
You want a piece of me

Saturday, 6 September 2008

Double Click

She pressed the red eraser head on the ThinkPad twice. Then she realised it's not meant for double clicking. She prayed so hard that I didn't notice, but I did. My dear sister makes me heart her so much.

Crazy Pillow

Chewy got me a pillow a month ago. She claims it's the best pillow she has ever slept on. For the best pillow, you fork out good money. Ninety-eight dollars of good money, to be exact. I know! It's crazy right!?

Wait, are you agreeing that Chewy's crazy or pillow's price is?

Thursday, 4 September 2008

Ying Joins Club 26

Happy birthday, Ying!!!

Strangely, Qiaojing is the one who has been waiting for this day for the longest time. She will finally get her sweet revenge. Ying, you're going down! You know we love you but we gotta do what we gotta do.

Well, like I told Qiaojing seven months ago, look on the bright side! Hmm... wait, there is no bright side...

Happy birthday! *evil smirk*

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

You're Being Missed

I realised my IE favourites contain mostly links to stuff related to late Swimswim and Swimswim Too.