Wednesday, 31 December 2008

The Way She Puts It

Jac messaged me "You are facing the same dilemma as me a month ago. Don't know where to spend your money and leave".

The way she puts it. The way she puts it. I like. Very much.

Tuesday, 30 December 2008

Lesson from House

Dr. James Wilson said "It's not cancer that kills people. It's the part of dying alone. Cancer patients with family and friends do better". It brought a faint smile. Mummy had family and friends. She wasn't alone.

Friday, 26 December 2008

Wednesday, 24 December 2008

It's a Jungle Out There

Lipstick Jungle showing on Hallmark channel? I'd thought that's an odd choice for Hallmark. Lipstick is about sex, no? Change of image for Hallmark, yes? Food for thought.

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

1,2,3... Roll

It seems that the intent of Starhub's latest HubStation advertisement is to get people NOT to sign up for it. Yep, you read it right - NOT sign up. Ugly lead, bad English, lousy lines, unnatural acting and poor lighting make one hell of a cheap-looking paltry ad.

If anyone important from StarHub happens to read this, please fire the marketing people or the ad agency. Someone's head has to roll for the disastrous campaign! Yes, someone's head does!

Friday, 19 December 2008

Of Pies and Lives

I just finished watching Waitress starring Keri Russell. It's such a quirky, morbid, eccentric yet lovely and touching show. Towards to end of the movie, I almost don't want it to end. I think it's got something else to it. I like the characters. They each have an interesting story to tell. The twists and turns of the plot are certainly few of the most originals I've come across in a long time. The palatable pies and the diner played a huge part too.

I have always wanted a bakery of my own. This show inspired me to learn to bake nice pies. I always have an image of how my bakery is going to look like in my mind. It's a dream for now. Who knows. I might just do that one day. After I master my baking skills, of course.

As I was watching the additional clips on the DVD, I realised the movie was written and directed by Adrienne Shelly. She even acted in it! Her character is this naive Southern-like girl whom I had like immediately when she first appeared. As I watched more clips, it seemed to indicate that Adrienne had passed away. I googled her and found out that she was tragically murdered in 2006. I was in shock and disbelief. It's a real pity the world has lost such a talented actress/director. She could have come up with more films that tugged at people's hearts. Life is such.

The legacy she left behind remains forever. I wish she rest in peace.

Thursday, 18 December 2008

Sound of Music

I just realised I'm not going to hear mummy's voice again and slowly, I might forget how she sounds like.

Why didn't I record her singing at some singing competition?

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

Better Place

Mummy 
12 May 1953 - 29 Nov 2008.

She's in a better place now. Always with a smile on her face.

What the Stars Say for 16 Dec 2008

The stars say, "Yesterday's hassles should fade and although it's not even midweek point, it's likely that the emphasis switches to your social life. The evening can be as fun-filled as you want it to be. Romance will be looking up too, once you get past a tendency to say the wrong things at the wrong time!"

I'm meeting Gylleann and Kevin for dinner. It's always fun to meet the two of them - a night of laughter and good times.

Boy, am I glad that I have friends who are always around. Dear Joey has been keeping me company too, by attempting to watch DVDs at my place. To explain the "attempting" word and to cut the long story short, I had to borrow a DVD player from my aunt who lives opposite.

Friday, 12 December 2008

Thursday, 11 December 2008

KylieX DVD

When I saw the advertisement for KylieX tour dvd, I can't help but think to myself "Well, I don't need to get that cos I was THERE!"

Monday, 8 December 2008

Same Everywhere

Watching Grey's Anatomy on StarWorld, I realised the hospitals are the same as those in TTSH. It's the same everywhere, except there are cute doctors and non-suffering patients in Grey's Anatomy.

Saturday, 6 December 2008

Courting Death

When you have no respect for my mum, you are just courting death. No pun intended.

Saturday, 29 November 2008

Mummy 12 May 58 - 29 Nov 08

Apparently, Santa was busy and couldn't give me what I wanted.

Mummy 12 May 58 - 29 Nov 08

Wait, why had I even believe in Santa?

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Kylie Rocks the Boat

Kylie rocks! The boat! And everyone else (read Kanye and Rihanna) falls overboard! She wins! Hands down! Kylie rocks! Big time!

Even Madonna will find Kylie's act hard to beat. The many many costumes, the many many dancers, the many many dances, the many many backup singers, the many many dance moves, the many many stage sets, the many many octanes, the many many fans, the many many confetti, the many many songs and the list goes on.

Jessica and I had never thought we will say this but now, we can. "We have heard Kylie sing 'Lucky' live in our lifetime!"

When I told others I had paid $250 ($253, to be exact) for the ticket, they had assumed I had gone mad. These people don't know what they have missed: CONCERT OF THE YEAR!

I can only imagine what the papers will write "Kylie belts her classic hits and the audience lapped it up".

Yes, I did and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Sunday, 23 November 2008

Sistic Has Me!

Oh my gosh! The website is like a black hole where my money just disappears into! Someone help me~

Saturday, 22 November 2008

Christmas Presents

This Christmas, I do not want any limited edition Dior cosmetics presents (which I admit I never use).
This Christmas, I do not want any children's book to add to my collection of 2389238 books (which I have no mood to read now).
This Christmas, I do not want want a shopping trip to USA (which I don't have the budget for anymore).
This Christmas, I do not want a white knight in shining armour (who will most probably break my heart in a few months' time).
This Christmas, I do not want to lose my mummy (whom I have not spent enough time with). Not at least for the next five years.

Santa, you listening?

Friday, 21 November 2008

Saturday, 15 November 2008

Thursday, 13 November 2008

Rihanna anna anna

Rihanna anna anna anna an an. Rihanna anna anna anna an an.

I just had to do that.

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Avenue Q Q Q

I saw Ave Q's advertisement in the papers and this came to me.

Avenue Q Q Q
It wants U U U
It wants him 2 2 2
Watch Avenue Q Q Q

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Million Shopping Bags Truck

Jac and I need to rent a super duper big truck for our outlet shopping in NYC for our million shopping bags.

The million shopping bags won't fit into the truck, I was told.

We'll rent a superer duperer bigger truck then.

What? You thought I was going to say we buy lesser? That's not even an option, hon.

Sunday, 9 November 2008

Saturday, 8 November 2008

Thursday, 6 November 2008

Crazy in Love

Joey called to say that Yiwei called to say that I love Joey more than he does. Yes, he called to tell her that and she called to tell me this. Is it me or have these two lovebirds gone crazy?

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

History in the Making

Obama made history and is now president-elect.

How many will say "I'm moving to Canada" now? Might be in historical numbers, too.

Saturday, 1 November 2008

Weekly Obsession Post

The weekly obsession post didn't pan out as I had planned. I guessed it's because my obsession had all my attention.

Friday, 31 October 2008

What the Stars Say for 31 Oct 2008

The stars say, "Tell someone what you really want out of them -- you two have the right connection".

Qiaojing, I really want you to give me your atm card and pin number. Can you feel the connection, baby?

Avenue Q-uiddity


Avenue Q is hilarious. And it tells the truth, such as the internet is for porn and Bush is only for the time being.

Q is Quintessence of Quirkiness, Queerness, Quip and Quick-wit. Even for the most Querulous audience.

Quid pro quo for your dollar!!

Now, excuse me while I use the internet for more purposeful activities, if you know what I mean.

Thursday, 30 October 2008

Fed Up Fed

Fed up with the sliding economy, the Fed cut interest rate half-point to 1%. Now, the US dollar is falling. Smartest thing they've done since forever!

With the US dollar below 1.47 now, who cares about Kanye already. Slide, dollar, slide!

Kanye is The King

Kanye proved he's the King of Edgy Hip Hop last night and keep us entertained for closed to two hours! I had thought he'll be in and out of the place in under an hour, but he delivers. He sang all the four songs I know, to boot. I'm happy.

Except when he tried to blind me with flashing lights. I have this feeling he wanted his concert to be the last I'm able to see. He must know about Rihanna and Kylie's tickets...


Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Kanyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah~

Less than two hours to Kanye's concert. Can't wait!!! I have got super duper good seats, to boot. It's going to be a blast!

Kan-yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah~

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

Just Like Match-making

Joey just left my place. Hmm.. that sounded wrong.

Anyway, we spend a good few hours screening profiles of people whose places Jac and I could crash during our trip in Dec. It's almost like my recruitment work; only this time round, instead of looking at number of years of working experience, we're looking at number of futons.

Must-have list for our hosts:
1. Beds or futons or air mattress or sort
2. Central location
3. Love to party
4. Non-smokers

Now, it's time for the hosts to screen Jac and I.

It's almost like match-making, only less stressful. And oh ya, no pre-nup involved.

Monday, 27 October 2008

Shock Value

I was shocked to see the bottle swing across the head. But not half as shocked as I was to realise the bottle isn't empty!!

What a good waste of whisky...

Sunday, 26 October 2008

Almost Lover by A Fine Frenzy

Your fingertips across my skin,
the palm trees swaying in the wind
images
You sang me spanish lullabies,
the sweetest sadness in your eyes
clever trick

I'd never want to see you unhappy,
I thought you'd want the same for me

Chorus:
Goodbye my almost lover
Goodbye my hopeless dream
I'm trying not to think about you
Can't you just let me be?
So long my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
I should have known you'd bring me heartache,
almost lovers always do

We walked along a crowded street
You took my hand and danced with me
images
And when you left you kissed my lips
you told me you would never
ever forget these images, no

I'd never want to see you unhappy
I thought you'd want the same for me

Chorus

I cannot go to the ocean
I cannot drive the streets at night
I cannot wake up in the morning
without you on my mind
So you're gone and i'm haunted
and i'll bet you are just fine,
Did i make it that easy
to walk right in and out
of my life?

Chorus

*If only you're not a ciggie fan, my almost lover. Guess things never turned out how you ever
wanted them to be. If you think this is about you, get over yourself already, unless you speak
French or Spanish.

Saturday, 25 October 2008

HSM 3

Watching High School Musical 3 on its opening day certainly wasn't my idea of a Friday night out but given the options I had, it seemed the best. At least I was entertained for almost two hours.

Friday, 17 October 2008

Wednesday, 15 October 2008

RusSIAN Ballet

The RusSIAN ballet performance was soooo uninspiring.

Joey and I nearly fell asleep. This is unbelievable! Russian ballet is one of the highlights of my year and yet, I'm sorely disappointed.

You cannot expect us to be trilled at a repeat performance of last year's. Did the choreographer quit on the group and no replacement found?


Monday, 13 October 2008

Wisdom Tooth: The Sequel

During a survey of how stupid each of us is, the following conversation (which I think will be used as evidence in the court for a particular murder case) took place.

Jessica: I don't have any (widsom teeth).
Wii-nii: They are not out yet or you removed them all?
Jessica: They are not out yet.
Weihao: Oh, you have no wisdom to begin with!

I'm sure Jessica would very much love to hurt Weihao in ways he never thought possible.

Sunday, 12 October 2008

Red Alert

There is a bug flying around the living room and Ah Boy's tail is on red alert!

*swish swosh swish swosh swish swosh swish swosh swish swosh swish swosh swish swosh swish swosh swish swosh swish swosh swish swosh swish swosh swish swosh swish swosh swish swosh *

I'm a Natural

I have this nagging feeling that I have overspent these two months. This nagging feeling tells me too that I have an assignment due soon and I have not started on it. Given my superior ability to ignore such feelings, I continued to stay glued to the tube. I'm a natural, I tell you.

Saturday, 11 October 2008

Jess and Ying's Big Night






Jessica and Ying's double birthday celebration and we pulled out all stops. 


Johnnie didn't stand a chance. He was emptied in an hour. That explained why Jessica, Vernon and I were in pleasant disbelief.

Flamenco Sara Baras

It's da:ns festival again! Been looking forward to it. The festival opens with flamenco dance by Sara Baras. I wasn't expecting much from it but I was entralled! The flamenco dance is soooooo good. My heart rate goes up just by watching them swirl.

This year's is so much better than last year's. Loving every minute of it!

Loving:
The purple full circle dress
The fringes
The leather. A nice un-traditional touch

Not Loving:
The polka dot scarf
The turquiose blue and purple combo

Strangely, I feel inspired to run after watching the performance. However, my calves ache from just watching the tapping. I think the running can wait.



Monday, 6 October 2008

One Step At a Time

Today, Chewy is one step closer to fulfilling her dreams. She passed her driving test and got her driving license. She can officially embark on her F1 quest. If all else fails, she can always be a cabbie. I'll be her most loyal customer.

Monday, 29 September 2008

Mourn

*sniff* A dolphin died today. *sob*

World's Night Grand Prix Second Fastest

Okay, so I have a couple of idiots whom kept reminding me that Nico is not world's second fastest.

Fine fine, I stand corrected.

I shall now say (while sounding every bit like a groupie) that I am acquainted with the world's night grand prix second fastest driver!

Which idiot dare say anything now?

Sunday, 28 September 2008

World's Second Fastest

Nico Rosberg came in second place!!! Now, I can say I am acquainted with the world's second fastest driver! Wooyeah~ *smirk*

Manual or Auto

When Chewy started to take driving lessons, she chose to take manual car driving lessons, which of course, baffled me.

Me: Nobody drives manual car anymore. Is Pamela taking auto or manual lessons?
Chewy: Auto, of course.
Me: Well, at least, you have one career option more than her. You can be a cabbie in the future.
Chewy: I can be an F1 driver k.

Yesterday, at the F1 race....

Me: There! That's Nico Rosberg in his car! That's Lenovo's car!
Chewy: How did Nico Rosberg get into F1 racing?
Me: I have the answer for that. He got his manual driving license first.

Seems like Chewy made the smart choice this time...

Will You Marry Me?

I've got a marriage proposal!



Bet you're itching to find out who it's from eh.

Saturday, 27 September 2008

So Excited!

Woohoo! Today is the day of the F1 race! Well, the F1 race I'll be attending. It's going to be soooooo much fun! Time to get ready for the party~

I Should Be So UNLucky

Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town! Kylie is coming to town!

On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov! On the 25 Nov!

I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov! I'm gone from 22 Nov!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooo!

I should be so unlucky!

J, we have to move our travel dates!

Friday, 26 September 2008

Oh Wait

Jaslynn: I don't think the base coat they used was very good. My nails turned yellow after I removed the nail polish.

Me: Look! My nails turned black too! Ahhhh~~

*Three seconds later*

Me: Oh wait, that's my nail polish colour.

Thursday, 25 September 2008

Perfect Label

After watching Vicky Christina Barcelona, I know who I am. No, rather, I know what I am.

I have the perfect label for myself. No, rather, the perfect label for my disease.

I have chronic shoelessness. This explains my constant need to buy shoes.

I can't help it, doc.

I'm sure Penelope would agree.

Shoe Credits

I threw out 20 pairs of shoes. I didn't even know I had that many to being with. *hey! who's sniggering?*



Now, I walk barefooted. I am shoeless. I need shoes!

Wait a second, I got four new pairs already. But still, 20 and four doesn't seem to equate nicely. This means I have 16 pairs of shoe credits. Yeah!

*Disclaimer: The ugly pair of crocs is Chewy's. I won't be catch dead in a pair of that!

Wednesday, 24 September 2008

F1 #1 F1 #1

Today, I came in third in the XBox Project Gotham Racing in my office. The prize? A pair of F1 tickets! Guess who's hanging with the in crowd on Saturday?

Oh, have I mentioned that I got my picture taken with Nico Rosberg too?

Also, have I mentioned that I got his autograph on a T-shirt?

Hold on, there's more. Have I mentioned that I got an autographed photo of him as well?

Today is a happy day! Woohoo~~

*cartwheels and beams after falling*



I believe I mentioned I came in third for a car racing game, have I not? If I haven't, yep, I did.

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

Monday, 22 September 2008

I Can Breath


It's been more than a month since my nose job. Yes, I like to call it my
nose job now. Sounds so chi chi, really.
No more blocked nose. No more scrambling for tissue paper. No more
"Did I snore?"
 
I can croak out loud now.

I can see breathe clearly now, the rain mucus is gone,
I can see breathe all obstacles the nice smells in my way
Gone are the dark clouds booger that had me blind sneeze
It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.

Woohoo~

Sunday, 21 September 2008

Make Macaron

I have decided to pick up baking. And being crazy, I dived in deep. I signed up for a macaron baking class. Macaron is one of the hardest things to bake in this world. Just ask Pierre Herme. I can just imagine him saying, "Ah macaron. One of my favourite things in the world. Only fools attempt to start their baking interest with this". In his thick French accent.

"Bring it on," I say. In my thick Singaporean accent.

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Magic Word

Me: Hello. Where are you?
Qiaojing: At home.
Me: What are you doing? It's really redundant I asked that eh. Anyway, we are going out for supper. That's the magic word. Supper. Ding ding.
Qiaojing: No, the other magic word.
Me: We're going for prata. Ding ding. Prata, magic word.
Qiaojing: Haha. Yes, that's the magic word.

Qiaojing was out of the house in 15min.

Wisdom Tooth = Ungained Stupidity

On the bus
Weihao was talking about something irrelevant.
Weihao: I'm going to extract my wisdom tooth next month.
Me: No, Weihao! Don't do that! Are you sure you want to do that?
Weihao: Why? Because I am at the lowest level of stupidity already?
Me: No, you are not. You still have three of your wisdom teeth left. There are people with only two. You're slightly better than them. Also, don't get the wrong idea. Wisdom teeth doesn't make you smart. It only makes you less stupid than the rest who have less.


On the bus still

Weihao was talking about something irrelevant. Again.
Weihao: What I don't do doesn't mean others can't.
Me: So you're telling me you condone murders and rapes? Since they do what you don't.
Weihao: What about date rapes? Do you think the guys should be punished? If the girl goes out with a guy she barely knew and he spikes her drink and rapes her, does it mean the girl is stupid?
Me: No, the girl is not stupid for going out with the guy. The girl is stupid for taking out her wisdom tooth cos that makes her do stupid things, like going out with a guy she barely knew.


At prata place
Qiaojing and I were talking about something irrelevant. As usual, again.
Me: Weihao is going to become stupider next month cos he's going to extract his wisdom tooth.
Qiaojing: I'm going to do that too! Does it hurt? Will extracting my wisdom tooth hurt?
Me: Yes! It'll hurt real bad. Given that I've had my fair share of jabs and surgeries, if I say it hurts, it must hurt. Don't extract your wisdom tooth. Also, you won't be able to eat!
Qiaojing: So I am going to eat all I can before the surgery! *Qiaojing's infamous logic*


In the car
Qiaojing and I were talking about something irrelevant. Yet, as usual, again.
Me: Do you think the doc will ask you to sign the indemnity form? Cos there is a 1% chance you might go blind from the surgery.
Qiaojing: Does it mean I cannot sue them if I go blind?
Me: Yep, you cannot sue the docs in public hospitals.
Qiaojing: Does it mean I can sue the private doc?
Me: Not necessarily. Just make sure you must remember to ask if you're the 100th patient at the doc. If you are, ask for another appointment.
*silence in the car followed by a wave of cold wind*


In the car still
Qiaojing and Weihao were talking about something irrelevant. Another time, yet, as usual, again.
Qiaojing: I have four wisdom teeth and you have only three, Weihao. So I am correct.
Me: You guys get the idea now eh. *laughs my head off*


Now, everyone knows how conversation-worthy wisdom teeth can be.

Rule of thumb: Wisdom tooth is like un-gained stupidity. really. The lesser you have, the more stupid you are.

Monday, 15 September 2008

Weekend Food

Weekend is over. Weekend food is gobbled. This is what you'll find in me tummy if you looked through a scope.

Sunday, 14 September 2008

Wall Eva

I caught the movie, Wall E, with Jac at The Cathay on Friday. Cute show. That's true love eh.

And I want to live on the space boat and be glued to the tv day in day out!!! Somebody send me out to space!!!

Saturday, 13 September 2008

Monday, 8 September 2008

Ying's Party

Let the third pic be a warning to those who want to attempt to steal my drink! Don't even think about it!


Piece of Him

My cute doc is on the newspaper!! My cute doc is on the newspaper!! My cute doc is on the newspaper!! Everyone wants a piece of him.


It'll be funny to watch him sing to this song.
I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon' put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me...

I’m Miss bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can’t see the harm
In working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I’m still an exceptional earner
And you want a piece of me

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?’
Tryin’ and pissin’ me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who’s flippin’ me off
Hopin’ I’ll resort to some havoc
End up settlin’ in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. ‘Most likely to get on the TV for slippin' on the streets’
When getting the groceries, now for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in the industry
I mean please, do you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon' put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece, piece of me...

You want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin

You want a piece of me
Piece of me, me, me...
You want a piece of me

Saturday, 6 September 2008

Double Click

She pressed the red eraser head on the ThinkPad twice. Then she realised it's not meant for double clicking. She prayed so hard that I didn't notice, but I did. My dear sister makes me heart her so much.

Crazy Pillow

Chewy got me a pillow a month ago. She claims it's the best pillow she has ever slept on. For the best pillow, you fork out good money. Ninety-eight dollars of good money, to be exact. I know! It's crazy right!?

Wait, are you agreeing that Chewy's crazy or pillow's price is?

Thursday, 4 September 2008

Ying Joins Club 26

Happy birthday, Ying!!!

Strangely, Qiaojing is the one who has been waiting for this day for the longest time. She will finally get her sweet revenge. Ying, you're going down! You know we love you but we gotta do what we gotta do.

Well, like I told Qiaojing seven months ago, look on the bright side! Hmm... wait, there is no bright side...

Happy birthday! *evil smirk*

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

You're Being Missed

I realised my IE favourites contain mostly links to stuff related to late Swimswim and Swimswim Too.




Thursday, 28 August 2008

Thanks a Lot

Okay, I admit. I have a crush on my doc. He's tall, smart, speaks good English. Needless to say, it's inevitable I have the hots for him. But my crush broke my heart.

Me: You just wasted another piece of paper. Another tree killed.
Doc: Are you one of those environmental friendly kind?
Me: No no. I am not. I just don't think we should waste paper.
Doc: You're just like my wife. She thinks people shouldn't drive SVUs.

Thanks a lot for the reminder, doc.

Friday, 22 August 2008

She Has Chosen

I love gymnastics! To watch, that is. Too bad my favourite Russian gymnastics team didn't win any Olympics medal. Such a disappointment. I'm sending my girl to Russia for training still, though. She might just be the next medal winner for Singapore. She has chosen her career path. Okay, fine, I have chosen her career path.

Thursday, 21 August 2008

A Good First Impression

As Qiaojing was rummaging through my latest online shopping loot, she asked why I, yet again, spent money on so many oh-so-unnecessary rags (which of course to me are oh-such-necessities). Well, God forbid if I could actually find something to wear in my over-spilling wardrobe.

Me (in my most earnest voice): Well, I could have a hot date and I certainly want to leave a good first impression.

Qiaojing (holding up an apricot-orange v-neck frill strap polyester chiffon dress with double tiered frill hem and an exposed zip) [Yes, I need to be this detailed, dah-ling. Ex-fashion student, remember?]: These are really girly stuff, with the ruffles and frills.

Me (nonchalantly): Change of image. Need to wear stuff which make the guys think I'm super girly. Maybe that will make them ask me out on a date!

Qiaojing (in somewhat appalled tone): But you are not! This dress will make them think you are小鸟依人kind.

Me (grinning from ear to ear): Yep, that’s the image to portray in order to get a hot date nowadays.


Hey! I said a good first impression; I didn't say a right first impression.

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

Weekly Obsession

Weekly obsession for whole of July and so far for August: 32" love still. Everything love shows, I like.


Even Carl's Junior says size does matter.

Saturday, 16 August 2008

What Cat?

Ying: I'm scared of cats. You have to lock Ah Boy up when I go over to play mahjong.

Me: What cat? Ah Boy is a mini lion, so there is no cat at my place to scare you. Don't worry about a thing.

I am speaking the truth! Whoever has seen Ah Boy won't think a cat can be so big. He must be a miniature lion!

Friday, 15 August 2008

Ah Boy's a Champion

Ah Boy, in Qiaojing's eyes, is an Olympic champion. She believes Ah Boy will Singapore proud by winning a Gold in two different disciplines: vault and high jump.

Sistic Plastic

Oh my gosh! Did I just spent $800 in less than two hours at sistic?

Sistic is bad for my plastic!!

Stubbornness

Stubbornness has done me in this time. I had refused to take painkiller to resist reliance on it and the pain kept me up till now! I had tossed and turned in bed for the past few hours. Damnit. Fine, I shall finally take one painkiller.

Thursday, 14 August 2008

Nose Job

I finally underwent nose surgery on Tuesday!

No, it's not what you think it is. Not the cosmetics surgery which I have always wished I have the courage to do, but the medical one which will cure my sinus problem once and for all. I made the decision with the snap of my finger. I simply called my doc and asked (no, informed really), "I want to do the surgery tomorrow. What time does your schedule permit?"

An hour before the surgery...
Doc: All right, so we shall start with the preparations. Don't be nervous okay, Wynnii?
Me: I am not. I am not nervous at all. (And I am speaking the truth. I didn't get any jitters at all.)
Doc: You must be the calmest patient I ever had.
Me: Well, I have faith in you and I trust I'm in good hands. (I suggest brown-nosing your doc before any surgeries, I believe it helps.)

I remember when I stepped into the operating theatre, there were many many many people inside already. Is there a need for so many people to be involved? It's really between me and my nose and, of course, my doc (who looks really cute in his scrubs). The moment I lied down, I said "It's super cold in here. Can I have more blankets, please? I am shivering already". I really don't know how they could stand the cold! The nurses, doctors and aids started to fuss over me. One monitor here, another there, yet another here and yet another there. "Breathe. Deep breath", I heard someone told me. "I am giving you two shots for the IV". Once the anaesthesia is injected, I don't remember counting down. I don't remember waking up in the operating theatre. I don't remember being in pain. I don't remember if they gave me the extra blankets! Did they even give me the extra blankets?!

I am still oozing blood from time to time. I could be in a horror show without the need for fake blood.

I have a four minute video of the surgery highlights which I'll gladly share with anyone who asks. Any takers?

Saturday, 9 August 2008

I Have to Try This



Two weeks later, I will try this for my exams.

Eat Me Greens



The only way too to make me eat my greens.

1.81



There are more to boys in my world. They don't last forever. Make a smart guess what does?

One for Ah Boy

C hit me on the head while I was sleeping. She said "How dare you want to throw Ah Boy away?"

I didn't even know what she was talking about till I refer to my own blog and ohhhh.....

Wednesday, 6 August 2008

What The Stars Say for 6 Aug

The stars say, "Don't think that life is ever going to go back to how it was.

And if that makes you feel sad, think about this; could it be possible that there are actually some good things to come out of the recent changes and revelations that you've been going through and been a party to?

This year is all about big changes for you, and the sooner you embrace that, the better. You don't have to throw the baby out with the bathwater. But let go of the past and the bits of it you don't like.

Seriously. Spring clean your life".

Right, I'll start with the cat.

Two Types

There are two types of people in this world: Those with gaming talent and those without gaming talent.

After an hour of Wii gaming, I am convinced that Qiaojing and Ying fall in the latter category.

Despite their repeatedly warning to me to not write about this, I feel I owe it to the rest of the world to alert the rest of the world to not to play para-para with both of them.

Hand-eye coordination? What coordination? Nothing of this sort in the latter world.

Sunday, 3 August 2008

Dark Knight

I have never liked Batman. I have never thought he is much of a superhero. I have never like any of the Batman movies.

I caught the trailer of Dark Knight some time back when I was in the theatre. The explosive scenes caught my attention. I told myself "That looked like a good show. I want to watch it". Seriously, what's not to love about blowing things up?

Little did I know I would be as impressed as I am with the movie. No, it's not because of Heath. It's the whole show, really. The gadgets, the costumes, the suspense, the plot, the lines, the everything...

I think I might be in love Master Wayne.

Wii-nii

I have a Wii in my house now!! Some kind soul decided to loan me the game set for two weeks. Woohoo~

Call me Wii-nii!

Hit Rabbid~! Hit Rabbid~!

*beams and cartwheels and hits Rabbid*

DS

Weihao: I used to have a pair of DS trainers for my training.

Me: Personally, I think DS Lite is better.

Weihao rolls his eyes.

Me: Trust me.

Saturday, 2 August 2008

Confessions on the Dance Floor

A guy friend, whom I considered to be a good friend, confessed his liking for me. I was taken aback, to say the least. I had never thought that we could be anything more than just friends. It's just too bad that he doesn't fulfill one of the criteria I have for a boyfriend. Quite obviously, if he had fulfill the criteria, he might have been my boyfriend already. Ha.

I asked if I had given him the wrong impression at any one time or if I had led him to think that I am interested, even remotely. I most certainly have no intention to do that and god forbid if I did. I breathed a sigh of relief when he said I didn't. I would have been speechless and too damn embarrassed if he had replied affirmatively.

I hate it when I have to do the rejection talk. There is no nice way to go about it and after it's done, the friendship is broken. Also, there are only two approaches to attempt: 1. To say "It's not you, it's me" or 2. To say "It's you, it's not me". Being politically correct, I decided to go with the former.

Calmly, I reminded him (in random order) of the practical reasons why he shouldn't harbour such liking for me. They fall somewhere along the lines of me:

1. Being too high-maintenance (I'm not talking about financially, I'm talking about everything.)
2. Being too demanding (Just references the exes, then again they could be wrong.)
3. Being sick of the quarrels a relationship entails
4. Being overloaded with work, school, play and sleep
5. Being too young to get married (I know he's looking to settle down. I ain't. Not till I'm 35 anyway.)

Am I selling myself short here? Damnit.



I'm sure you are curious who he is right? He is none other than... Do you honestly think I will tell you the name?

See No Evil

I forgot to bring lenses out and I decided to go without. So it was a night of walking around St James with no glasses, no lenses. I'm impressed with myself, I didn't fall down the steps. That would have been so unglam.

Unfortunately, this also means I cannot indulge in my favourite activity: watching MTV on the 1000000".

Thursday, 31 July 2008

X60

I got an X60!!!! I got an X60!!!! Finally! Now, I won't complain about lugging my ThinkPad along.

Saturday, 19 July 2008

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Played Wii at Haunted House till 5am in the morning! Yes, you read that right. 5am!!!!

Friday, 18 July 2008

C's Big Day!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to C!
Happy birthday to you!

It's C's big day and I'm more excited for her than she is herself.

Monday, 7 July 2008

Annie's Farewell

Annie is leaving for HK for good this coming Tuesday. I'm going to miss my clubbing buddy, flower arrangement mate, mahjong kaki, eyebrow shaping buddy, the list goes on.


The most I'm going to miss about her is her thick-skinness. And of course, her silly antics.


Jac (to Annie): Your gel nails look very nice!
Wynn (to Annie): Stop! Annie, before you say anything, let me tell Jac something.
*Wynn whispers to Jac "Annie will surely say the nails look nice because they're on her".*
Wynn: So, Annie, what were you planning to say?
Annie: The nails look nice because they are on me mah.
Wynn (exclaimed): See! I knew she would say that!


Yes, this is the same girl thinks she is too skinny for her clothes.


*wails~~~*

Sunday, 6 July 2008

I Still

I was just reading some past posts from 2006. I realised I haven't change a bit.

  1. I still love having a month-long birthday celebration. Life's a party!
  2. I still love reading children's books.
  3. I still love to have a baby penguin for a pet.
  4. I still love buying pretty shoes. Even if they are not in my size.
  5. I still love everything winter! Pile on the trench coat, legging, boots, scarves, hon.
  6. I still love Dior limited edition cosmetics. Most of them are still in their original packaging. No, it's not for my collection. It's just that I'm not a fan of makeup.
  7. I still love dressing up to catch plays, musicals etc at the Esplanade. I pretend it's a glamorous gala event.
  8. I still love too many of everything. "Please give me this in every colour you have. Thanks".
  9. I still have an over-spilling wardrobe, yet I have nothing to wear.
  10. I still hate being picked up at clubs.
  11. I still hate hospitals.
*chuckles*

Saturday, 5 July 2008

What the Stars Say for 5 July

The stars say "You crave independence and today brings it in a new form. It may be a little scary, but it should be equally invigorating -- so get ready for all the responsibilities that come with the new situation!"

Peter's grandfather said "With great power comes great responsibility". Where is my great power?

Non Sequitur

I sold two jugs of Whiskey Coke at Dbl O last night. I ain't pulling your leg.

Thursday, 3 July 2008

Weekly Obsession: Size Does Matter

This week's obsession: 32" love
Last week's obsession: 32" love
Two weeks ago's obsession: 32" love

Size does matter, I tell you.

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

Just Like You

While trying to plot an evil plan to bestow Jacqueline to Robin (oops, did I just type that), Eric mentioned that Robin's mum has an evil plan of her own. Long given up hope on Robin finding the right girl, she did what every mother has to -- she rented a room in their home to a girl who is single and of marriageable age. I have to admit, that is one of the best laid plan I've ever come across. Realising that his mum might foil my heavenly plan, I decided I need to find out more about the competition.

So, I asked Eric, "Is the girl pretty?"
Eric's reply was "She's not very pretty la. Just like you".
I smothered the natural urge to kick Eric where it hurts most. It was also just too bad that I was holding just a plastic spoon. If not, I imagine myself taking the witness stand and between sobs, I whispered "Yes, it was Eric who ran into the knife I was holding. Yes, three times". *sniffs*
Eric quickly added, "No, no! I'm not saying you are not pretty. I meant she has a fair complexion and long hair just like you".

Now, should I be happy that I don't have to worry about the competition?

Sunday, 29 June 2008

Speaking of Penguins

Look what I've found! Ain't this just the cutest thing on Earth?



Go to http://plankton.mbayaq.org/cams/penguin_afterhours.wmv for live penguin video!

Wasted Hours

You know how you sometimes go like "Gosh, I just wasted an hour and half of my life!" That was what happened after I watched Juno and Good Luck Chuck. The only reason I finished Chuck was because of the penguins.

Of course, C disagrees. She has this affinity for shows with less than little meaning such as High School Musical, Hairspray, Grease... You get the drift.

Now, if you read the title of this post, you might be mistaken to think I will be writing about something else.

Saturday, 28 June 2008

Club 21

Over the speakers at Bar None plays ~...dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen...~

Me: Yep, we wished.
Jacqueline: It's okay. I don't mind being 21.

I don't wonder why Joey and Jac are friends anymore...

Thursday, 26 June 2008

Slacker at Work

I'm on two days leave!

I intend to watch tv, play games, eat Macs, drink Coke, watch tv, play games, eat Macs, drink Coke, watch tv, play games, eat Macs, drink Coke.

Now, that seems like too much work. All I want to do is slack!

Sunday, 22 June 2008

Deadly Survey

Last night, after catching La La Human Steps with Qiaojing, Ying, Jaslynn at the Esplanade, we headed to the cab stand. A press-wrong-button-surveyor (you'll find out why soon enough) came up and asked if he could have us help with a survey. Seeing that we are next in line for a cab, I made a quick call.

Me: Sure. You have one minute and it starts now.
Press-wrong-button-surveyor: Thanks. May I know how old are you?
Me: Big mistake to ask that question. Next question.
The girls were giggling their heads off at this point in time.
Press-wrong-button-surveyor: Ermmm..
Me (peeps at the survey questionnaire): Why don't I choose from the age range you have?
Press-wrong-button-surveyor: Oh okay. Thanks.

I completed his survey in the end, but he wonders why the rest of the girls refused to.

To all the surveyors out there! Try this tatic in the future if you need to get the age of a girl who obviously is above the legal drinking age.
Say "You look like you're barely 20. Can I write that you are 19?"
The girl would surely exclaim "Oh, you flatter me. I'm actually XX (reveals actual age)".
See, it's that simple!

Sunday, 15 June 2008

Tuesday, 10 June 2008

Weekly Obsession

This week's obsession: Insanaquarium - Game
Last week's obsession: Weeds - Tv show

Monday, 9 June 2008

All Over Again

School started again.

For Mondays, it's going to work, leaving office late, late for class, journey home.
For Fridays, it's going to work, leaving office late, late for class, journey to Clarke Quay.

All over again.

Wednesday, 4 June 2008

Love No More

It happened at an instant when I least expected it. A wave of empty feeling rushed over me. Funny how a feeling can be called empty, really.

I searched deep inside but I grasped nothing. I tried to collect my thoughts but my mind drew blank. I don't know how it happened and why it happened.

One thing I know for sure. I am rid of my demons. I don't love you anymore.

Thursday, 29 May 2008

Puppy Penguin

I have a puppy named Penguin in my DS.

If I have a penguin in my DS, I'd name it Puppy.

Tuesday, 27 May 2008

Weekly Obsession

I think I'm going to start an obsession post.

This week's obsession: Entourage - TV show
Last week's obsession: Mango Mogu Mogu - Drink
Two weeks ago's obsession: Gossip Girl - TV show
Three weeks ago's obsession: Weeds - TV show
Four weeks ago's obsession: Dirty Sexy Money - TV show

Last month's obsession: TTS Hospital - Lousy place
Two months ago's obsession: Class - School
Three months ago's obsession: Yu Sheng - Food
Four months ago's obsession: NDS - Toy
Five months ago's obsession: Birthday celebrations - well, birthday celebrations!

Saturday, 24 May 2008

Addict

I am a tv addict and I am not ashamed to admit it.

I can stare at the tube for eight hours non-stop. I just require some Coke and Calbee.

Ask me what I have been doing for the past eight hours. Go on, ask me. *grin*

Martinis Buffet

After my paper, I met up with Qiaojing, Jacqueline and Jaslynn at Orchard before heading to No. 5 Emerald. We found a place where we get to drink our fill of martinis! Hooray! Qiaojing is overjoyed that she doesn't have to make me some now.

Monday, 19 May 2008

Pen, Paper, Stone

I have only attended 10 weeks of lessons and suddenly, I have to regurgitate six hours worth of materials. Reminds me of penguins.

Pen and paper exams are here! Run, Wynnii, run!

Golden Dior

I have got a new Dior toy again! All the way from HK! *beams*

I'm trying to make a 'D' with the ribbon but am not having much success.

I'm spending money on things I don't need again but I'm loving every minute of it!

Saturday, 17 May 2008

What the Stars Say 17 May 2008

The stars say, "Even if you don't understand all of your deep feelings, you should not hide them".

Surely, you're not asking me to flog Ah Boy!!!

DS has character

My DS was acting up yesterday when I tried to load some themes into it. Today, I fixed it! Woohoo~

Yes, I agree. My DS has character.

Another First

I watched Accuracy of Death with C last night. I have always maintained "I don't watch movies I don't understand, except French ones". Takeshi Kaneshiro was definitely worth me breaking the rule. How can anyone be so gorgeous? It's almost a crime!

Monday, 12 May 2008

Mario Shroom

Annie knew I was a tad (yes, just a tad) obsessed with the Mario mushroom and when she went back to HK this time round, she 'dong' this for me. She got it on her first try! It's going with my NYC fire hydrant on my wallet. They make a nice pair, don't they?

Lucky her, or should I say lucky me! :)

Saturday, 10 May 2008

Speaking of Bintan

Speaking of Bintan resorts...

At a certain Bintan resort,
Wynn: Where is the nearest shopping mall?
Girl at concierge *gives me a one over*: There is no shopping mall here, mdm.
Wynn: What!? What do you mean?
Girl at concierge: Sorry but there is no shopping mall here, mdm.
Wynn gasps and feels faint.

All is Fair

At a bridal event which Qiaojing and I arrived at, only to find it had ended, another of those Wynnii's brilliant ideas struck.

Wynn: You know what!
Qiaojing: What?
Wynn: This is actually the best place to find a guy!
Qiaojing: Huh?
Wynn: Think about it. These guys are here because they are ready to get hitched. They are not commitment-phobic, like some guys I know. That means I won't waste my time with some stupid guy who will freak out on the aisle!
Qiaojing: They are here with their girlfriends, you know...
Wynn: Hey! All is fair in love and war!

Qiaojing dragged me out of the place before I could bat my unlined eyes and pout my un-glossed lips at any of them!

All I got out of the event was a goodie bag (filled with useless coupons for Bintan resorts) which is supposedly free but I paid good money for it. ($22 for the unattended event, $20 for cab there, $20 for Carl's Jr lunch, $20 cab back. Damnit!)

And I didn't get any numbers! Qiaojing has ruined my future!

Saturday, 3 May 2008

Give Me Back Qiaojing!

I think it's either someone kidnapped Qiaojing or someone kidnapped the Qiaojing. My intuition tells me it's the latter.

I just knew that the Qiaojing I met last night has got to be an impostor.

Here's proof to back me up.

1. At 2am (I repeat, 2AM), Qiaojing said she wanted to go clubbing while Ying, Weihao, Qiaojing and I were having drinks at Coffee Club.

I hate to say that I'm having drinks when there is no alcohol content in them. It just doesn't seem right. Great, now that doesn't sound right. (Sounds like I'm from AA or something.. but I digress)

2. She did a tequila shot. Alone. Didn't even ask if I wanted one.

3. She stood in the way of ski-cap (long story) to see how ski-cap will react to his path being blocked (Long story. If you must know, ski-cap is a ski-cap-wearing-sliding-to-dancefloor-and-back-to-entrance guy in Boiler Room).

I hate to say it but usually, only I will come up with such ideas..

4. She didn't scold me for having my eyes glued on the 34238324" in Boiler Room.

5. The most damning proof. Qiaojing said she didn't want supper after clubbing! This is Qiaojing we are talking about!! The one who'll drag all of us at 5am to go supper with! And now, she says she doesn't want supper! No freaking way!

To the kidnapper out there!

"Please give me back Qiaojing! I will miss her messages in which she calls me hubby (the ones which are supposed to go to her boyfriend but instead, she sends to me). Please, I implore you! I'll offer Weihao in exchange."

Yes, of course, Weihao is not mine to give away but who's stopping me? Lalala...



On another totally irrelevant note... Given the current no MTV situation in room, I finally caught Madonna's 4 Minute in Boiler Room. *beams*

Club

Wynn: So are we going clubbing or not?
Ying: Sure, we can go Coffee Club
Wynn thinks she should swing a club across Ying's head and knock some sense into her.

Thursday, 1 May 2008

I Should Be Happy, No?

The following actual event happened in Zouk on a fateful Mambo night.

Guy (Gylleann's friend's friend): How old are you?
Me (turns around to find Gylleann's friend's friend standing next to me): Don't you know it's taboo to ask a girl her age?
Guy: Then can I guess?
Me: You can but I'm not telling you if you're right.
Guy: I think you're just 22 or 23.
Me: I'm very flattered.
Guy: Oh, so you must be older then.
Me: If you say so. How old are you then?
Guy: 24.

This could explain my constant "I need a drink" line throughout the night.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The following actual event happened in the cab queue outside Zouk on the very same fateful Mambo night.

Guy (from nowhere): I wished I drove.
Me (turns to find Guy (from nowhere) standing next to me): Good thing you didn't. You're in no condition to drive.
Guy: Where are you headed?
Me: Woodlands.

Guy went to a cab which has 'AMK' on display and told cabbie to take me home, only to have cabbie tell him to get lost.

Guy wandered back to queue.

Me: Woodlands and AMK aren't exactly very near to each other. He won't take me. So where are you headed to?
Guy: Ulu Pandan.
Me: Where the hell is that?
Guy: You don't know where Ulu Pandan is! Do you know Sixth Avenue? You know Goh Chok Tong?
Me (rolls eyes): Yeah, I'm so impressed (gets into cab and rolls eyes again).


I have two guys hitting on me in a single night. Tell me, why am I not happy about it? Aargh.

Wednesday, 30 April 2008

No Elton

No more tickets to Elton John! NOooooOOOooooooooooooooOOOOoooOooooOOOOOOOoooOOOoooooOOooooooOOo!!

I blame Weihao.

Saturday, 26 April 2008

C & W

After seven hours of Gossip Girl, C has taken to addressing me as W and of course, I'm to address her as C.

Our dear Chewy, I meant C, has sank too deep...

So Good

Chewy and I are watching Gossip Girl and Dirty Sexy Money respectively for the fifth hour straight. The shows are so good. So darn good. If only I have a 32". Damnit.

Wednesday, 23 April 2008

Petty

And you thought only girls are petty!

No, not pretty, petty!

No! Petty, you idiotic guys!

Tuesday, 22 April 2008

Monday, 21 April 2008

She by Groove Coverage

She hangs out every day near by the beach
Having a Heineken falling asleep
She looks so sexy when she's walking to sand
Nobody ever put a ring on her hand

Swim to the oceanshore fishing the sea
She is the story, the story is she
She sings to the moon and the stars in the sky
Shining from high above you shouldn't ask why

She is the one that you'll never forget
She is the heaven sent angel you met
Oh she must be the reason why god made a girl
She is so pretty all over the world

She puts the rythm, the beat in the drum
She comes in the morning, in the evening she's gone
Every little hour, every second you live
Trust in eternity, that's what she gives

She looks like Marilyn, walks like Susanne
She talks like Monica and Mary-Ann
She wins in everything that she might do
And she will respect you, forever just you

She is the one that you'll never forget
She is the heaven sent angel you met
Oh she must be the reason why god made a girl
She is so pretty all over the world

She is so pretty all over the world
She is so pretty
She is like you and me, like them, like we
She's in you and me

She is the one that you'll never forget
She is the heaven sent angel you met
Oh she must be the reason why god made a girl
She is so pretty all over the world

One Lucky Guy

One lucky guy.

Sunday, 20 April 2008

Happy Birthday, Weihao!

*croaks*

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to Lucias!
Happy birthday to you!

*end croaking*

I'm sure you had plenty of fun on stages of Boiler and Bellini. Having two guys serenade you in a night must have been quite an experience. Complete with groping and kissing. A first, I bet. And there are five girls cheering you on, to boot!

We would have hired strippers for you if the club allowed us. Instead, we did one better. We gave you a real-life birthday present. Annie is still wondering when you are going to pick it up from her place. No, not Annie, you idiot!

Finally, Qiaojing got her long-awaited revenge (of videoing your on-stage thrust, no, make that thrusts). She must be smiling, not make that laughing, in her sleep last night. Also, just a gentle reminder from Qiaojing "Tell Weihao too bad he's not Wynnii. He doesn't have privileges for the whole of his birthday month". This means you're longer allowed to say you want white and you get white. If there is only Baileys, you can drink off the tap for all we care.

Lastly, I didn't mean to let Qiaojing and Jessica in accidentally on your English name.

Happy birthday, Lucias!!

Oops, I did it again.

Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom

I think I have complete Emperor for the ten millionth time. I could be wrong. I might have completed it for the twenty millionth time. Let's just go with ten, least anyone thinks I'm obsessed with the game.

Saturday, 19 April 2008

Pirate

I just realised there is a folder named "wynnii is a pirate" in C:\. ...

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

Shopaholic Anonymous

I stayed up till 3am shopping online! Shopaholic Anonymous, help!!

I'm sure some of the members have discount at the online store. Help by sharing it with me!

Monday, 14 April 2008

Monday Blues

I owed Patrick four assignments over four Mondays now.. This must be what they call Monday blues...

Saturday, 12 April 2008

No MTV

It's been god knows how long since my telly was taken off life support. I have not gotten myself a new 32". I thought there should have been a post-IT fair sale but I was wrong. Darn!

Now, I have to resort to watching MTV at Boiler Room. Pathetic, if I think about it...

Sunday, 6 April 2008

Cinderella, Not

To think I didn't come back with 10 pairs of shoes from KL. I don't know what came over me. I even refused to try the shoes which caught my fancy. Failed my mission of becoming Cinderella..

Instead of shoes, See Siang (a colleague whose name is actually See Yap Siang, but somehow See Siang sounds smoother) made me smuggle a million packets of Roller Coasters back.



Since I cannot become a princess, I might as well pig out.