When one had one too many, one would engage in stupid activities which they would never ever ever thought of doing when they are in the right frame of mind. Notice I don't say sober? One can be sober and yet, be stupid.
Yes, one can be.
You know what, why don't I list a few things things people do when they are drunk?
Here goes nothing...
1. Stripping naked in front of a room full of non-pagans (I shall be politically correct and no mention the C word.)
2. Puking on some other girl's Manolos (If it's your date's, your date is so over. If it's someone else's date's, she must be so much prettier than yours.)
3. Speeding at 160km/h on the CTE as if they are acting in The Fast and The Furious (If it ain't a Ferrari, it's just ain't!)
4. Spending $268 to acquire St James' membership
Now, that would explain why Ying, Qiaojing and I did what we did last night. Wait a minute... We haven't even started drinking when we paid for the membership!
I take the word 'stupid' back.