Saturday, 30 June 2007

Christina, Christina...

Christina, Christina
You come,
You croon to your numbers,
You showed off your powerful vocals,
You left.
Left me wanting for more.

N95

I've got a new phone!
I've got a new phone!
I've got a new phone!
Lalala~

Wednesday, 20 June 2007

Laugh People, Laugh!

Jaslin sent these to me last year. I still have them, which means they must be pretty darn good.

Corporate Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story : - If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Corporate Lesson 2
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story : - If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Corporate Lesson 3
A sales rep and a administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story : - Always let your boss have the first say.


Corporate Lesson 4
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: - "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story : - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up. Corporate Lesson 5 A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story : - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Monday, 18 June 2007

What The Stars Say For 18th June 07

The stars say, "It might be difficult to open up and let someone new into your life, but it's time".

Oh really?

Friday, 15 June 2007

Chewy Chewy Chewy...

Me: Let's go clubbing tonight.

Chewy: Where? Dragonfly?

*me totally stunned*

Chewy: I'm going there again next Saturday.

Gosh, Chewy Chewy Chewy...

Thursday, 14 June 2007

Post It

I have a super wicked Post It dispenser that weighs half a tonne. Super wicked!

Wednesday, 13 June 2007

The Memories

The memories this picture brings back. To think I had thought these were cotton buds.


It Gets Worse

I got tickets to Swan Lake on Ice. Woohoo! Show's on 14th Sept. It's June only and I've got the tickets already. Yes, it's still three months to go. I know. You think that's bad?

Well, nobody has agreed to accompany me for the performance. Yet, I bought two tickets already. I don't know what came over me. The seats were too good to be passed over. I will get someone to go with me, no matter what it takes. You think that's bad?

It gets worse. I bought student-priced tickets. I'm pretending to be a student. Hee.

Saturday, 9 June 2007

What The Stars Say For 9th June 07

The stars say, "Pay attention to the quieter, subtler stuff that is going on around you today".

I am doing just that...

Thursday, 7 June 2007

Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield

I am unwritten, can't read my mind, I'm undefined
I'm just beginning, the pen's in my hand, ending unplanned

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you can not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

I break tradition, sometimes my tries, are outside the lines
We've been conditioned to not make mistakes, but I can't live that way

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you can not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you can not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten

222 and Counting

Again, I have a sore throat. Yes, again.

I think it's getting from bad to worse. Aargh. Meds doesn't seem to be working. So I had to stay at home today.

And stupidly, I left my laptop at work. Now, I can expect 222 (and counting) emails waiting for me tomorrow.

I need to hire an email reader.

Tuesday, 5 June 2007

Alfie by Lily Allen

Ooooo deary me,
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
I can't even see him cos his room is so smoky,
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

Chorus
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair, my dear Mon frere.

Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray,
I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

Chorus

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
I'm tryna help you out so can you stop being a twat.
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

Chorus

Please don't despair
Please don't despair
Mon frere


This song says exactly what I want to tell my brother!! If only he would listen.

Sunday, 3 June 2007

Christina Christina~

YEAH~ Finally, tickets to Christina's concert are in my pocket!

I want to buy the most expensive, of course. But what the hell. Nobody else does. At least nobody I know.

Now, I have to settle for standing tickets so that I may dance the night at the concert away. Woohoo~