Friday, 27 April 2007

Hair Dye & Dye Hair

I'm taking a big step into the great unknown. Now, someone tell me, when was the last time anyone saw me in any hair colour, other than dark brown, that is? Dark brown is my actual hair colour, which leads me to sometimes ask people "Then does that mean my father is not my father?" I think this confuses most (cos I'm the one doing the asking when they should be. Haha!). I mean my dad is Chinese, my mum is Chinese and thus I should have jet black hair, which I don't.

But I digress.

I have decided to get a different hair colour. I have appointed Chewy to undertake this undertaking and Chewy is someone whom I would say I trust with my life. A mistake. The task, that is. Sitting in front of my computer while Chewy wield her magic, I am regretting it with every passing minute. On second thoughts, make it each passing second. She pulls my hair in every direction possible, making me cringe in every way possible. How the hell did I allow her to dupe me into this with the line "I dyed my hair when I was in secondary school"?

Dye hair dye hair~! Hair dye hair dye~!

It better be nice~!

Saturday, 21 April 2007

What The Stars Say For 21st April

The stars say, "Forgiveness is the first step in fixing something that is broken in a relationship".

Which relationship are we talking about here?

Friday, 20 April 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr Kam Weihao

To my best guy friend, Mr Kam Weihao. The one whom I know I can count on for every situation there is in the world. Hmm.. except when I want to find out who's the author of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Ha!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to Weihao!
Happy birthday to you!

Have a great year ahead! Then again, with me in your life, a great year is guaranteed. Hee!

Wednesday, 18 April 2007

Miss Lim At It Again

The infamous Miss Joey Lim Qiaojing strikes again!

She called me just and started talking without hesitation. I couldn't comprehend a single word and went "huh?". A few moments later, she said, "Oh shit! I called the wrong person again". Immediately, I said, "Hmmm....." loudly.

I can only imagine the blush on Miss Lim's face. Nice try, Miss Lim but "How's your day at work?" isn't going to save you any grace.

This girl is leaving for Europe in a few days' time and yet, she's still thinking of me at any given moment. I have this feeling that I will get calls in the middle of the night and all I would hear on the other side of the phone is sobbing and the words "I knew I shouldn't have come here without you".

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

Deja Vu

It's my first day of work! Deja Vu, I know.

I get a kickass Thinkpad to use. Woohoo~

My manager is nice. Woohoo~

The vending machine sells my caffeine source, Coke, for 70 cents. Woohoo~

I like the place already.

Happy Birthday, Rudy!

Happy Birthday, Mr Rudy Pierre Low!

Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday!

Now now, this must be the happiest birthday ever, no?

Saturday, 14 April 2007

What The Stars Say For 14th April 07

The stars say, "You need to hold on to as much of your money as possible -- avoid overspending".

Why do the stars keep telling me not to overspend?!? I don't do that no more what. Not yet for this week at least.

Friday, 13 April 2007

New Wynnii

Old Wynnii: Eat, Drink, Breathe. Mambo.

New Wynnii: Breathe. Sleep. Mambo. Drink. Eat. (In this very order)

What The Stars Say For 13th April 07

The stars say, "It's another day when you'll be mentally sharp. Research or a study project may prove more rewarding than socializing. It's not a good time to loan anyone money. Temper over-optimism and extravagance so you are taken seriously. "

Be neither a borrower nor a lender, I was told three days ago. Then again, I was never a borrower nor a lender for as long as I can remember.

Wednesday, 11 April 2007

What The Stars Say For 11th April 07

The stars say, "Neither a borrower nor a lender be today. Changes in plans may leave you mulling things over after dark. You're confident and persuasive now; nail your chances of success good!"

Wait a minute! If I'm persuasive now and I don't ask someone lend me some money, when the hell do I do that?

Wynnii

Wynnii: Eat, Drink, Breathe. Mambo.

Sunday, 8 April 2007

Two & Two

When you put two and two together, you'll get the hell irritated out of you. The two I'm referring to are Weihao and Rudy. Mr Kam and Mr Low (respectively) insisted that Roald Dahl is Ronald Dahl and I quote Mr Low "I have all of his books!" Apparently, having Roald Dahl's books are not enough when you don't read them, Mr Low. Now, I'm beginning to wonder whatever it is you do with those books...

I am the infamous children's' book reader who go on a annual $230 children's' book grabbing spree, for crying out loud!

So dear all, please do not place bets of $1000 plus an N95 when it comes to children's books. Especially with me.