I just realised Qiaohui (who is Chewy's friend, and not in any way related to Qiaojing although they do share the same last name, which is weirdly coincidental, and would confuse most people, but I digress) wished me a happy 24th birthday. I told her, "I wished I'm 24 but reality doesn't allow that". She made my day though.
Speaking of reality. I must say this: "Reality is just a tequila shot away from fantasy".
Now, where's that darn bartender?